Category Archives: Holidays

I think we passed Santa somewhere over the Wasatch

I think we passed Santa somewhere over the Wasatch

And we’re here, in LA, for a week, for a break from Winter and a visit with The Bob’s family in southern California.  Basically I think we pushed away from the Christmas table, hurridly threw the giftwrap scraps in the trash, and rolled our suitcases into McGhee Tyson just a very few hours later.  And now, 300 years later (or so it feels), after a brief in-out visit to The Great White North Minneapolis, we’re in the land of fruits, nuts, & flakes.  Already had an In-N-Out Burger and some potato crack fries.  And, of course, already had a fight with Hertz, and we’re now driving our usual – a black Lincoln Navigator with an inoperable Sirius Radio.  Um, yeah.  Reserved a normal car… they fracked that up… and just to make the experience complete for us, they threw in a two hour wait for free.  So we got an upgrade, and we got a $100 gift certificate.  But, at this point, I have to mention that I’m coming to the realization that our loyalty to Hertz is somewhat idiotic and more than a little misplaced?  Yes, yes it is.  Since this is the fifth time in two years that we’ve ended up with a Navigator when we booked something else.  Yes. Misguided and misplaced,  that’s us!

And as for Christmas, since we’ve flown right past that, it was a little bit of both – merry and happy.  Santa Claus be’d very very good to me, for true!  Got my Macbook… blogging from it as I type right now.  But wait, there’s more!  Because I apparently was the right mix of naughty and nice, he threw in a little lagniappe in the form of a Kindle.  As in an Amazon Kindle.  As in a sold out Amazon Kindle.  As in somebody in my family made me simultaneously the happiest and most envied person in my circle of friends.  Thanks Bob, Mom, Jim-Bob, Thi Thi, Bub & Kaylea!!!! Both my new babies came in real handy today… until I finally fell asleep an hour before we landed in LA.  And, of course, I had to laugh when I looked down our row and saw two adults, one teen, three Ipods, two Blackberries, two laptops, one RAZR, and a Kindle, all simultaneously in use.  Yep, that’s us! The Geekersons.  Coming soon to a wifi connection near you.

So, that’s the update.  I’ll post as I can.  But understand, we’re on vacation and at least semi-incommunicado, or at least as much as you can be with all our monitoring devices turned on.  Enjoy your holiday too!  Spend some time with the family, even if everybody is texting across the room to each other. M’kay? Cyabai!

Three days… THREE DAYS? three days…

Three days… THREE DAYS? three days…

And we’re nearly ready for the big time.  Not our vacation yet, unfortnately, but we are just about ready for Hanukkah.  Sadly it actually started tonight, but we aren’t doing a big to-do until tomorrow night, so I’m not suffering too much guilt over that one.  As for Christmas, I’ve rolled fours it would appear.  Because I have approx 4 things still to buy – one for Jen, two for Bob, and one for Jim-Bob, and due to disorganization, I have 4 gifts left to wrap, because I forgot about them.  And I still have to hit the Likker store for 4 bottles of something, anything, as long as it’s pretty strong, because that’s important too, right?  Right.  So three days, 4 each of the major tasks left to do, what could possibly go wrong?

 

While you make that list, because this is night one of the eight crazy nights, watch this!  And yes, Hanukkah is cool, ice cold, just like us, because it’s frickin’ 16 degrees outside!

 

Wrap, tag, clean, repeat!

Wrap, tag, clean, repeat!

Thank you Sherry, for yet another adjustment tool that I apparently need this year more than you even knew.  As I type we currently have a dead Penguin in the yard, I’m running around the house with gifts and wrappings, we’re both high-jumping the laundry piles, and we’re also trying to determine where that "unclean" smell is coming from.  In short, I’m driving both of us crazy because there’s still so much left to do, still so much left undone.  And it’s stupid.  Really stupid.  Because none of that is important, really.  Well, okay, maybe the unclean smell, but that can be fixed with a dog bath and bedding wash (oh crap, two more things to do!) 

But, I think I really need to keep in mind the message that the most important thing we take with us from Christmas/Hanukkah 2008 is memories.  The undones aren’t what we’ll remember when we look back (well, okay, yeah, I will, but that’s just me).  For all of us collectively the memories we’ll keep in our hearts will be of the funny stuff that goes wrong, and of being together.  The year the tree fell, the year Joseph went walkabout from the Manger scene, the year our stockings were stuffed with small bills, and the year the Coconut Pies were more than a little scrambled.  Memories of love.  Memories of family. Together.  Laughing.  Talking.  Remembering. 

That’s what Christmas is all about Charlie Brown.  That’s it.  So take a breath, sit down, and remember.  And know that Sherry’s right.  Almost  works, for everything but love.  That you have to do 100%… everything else is overrated.

Changing things up a bit!

Changing things up a bit!

ZOMG!!! NPR you rock!  I just wish you’d have done this story a month ago.  And for those of you who think I’m babbling, although you’re probably not wrong, this time there’s actually a point.  As in, did any of you know there’s a convention on Thanksgiving Weekend at the Christmas Story house in Cleveland, OH?  Um, no, neither did I.  How I missed this world class event, I do not know, but you can be sure that I won’t miss it again.  Because next Thanksgiving the Bob and I will be in Cleveland – The Mistake by the Lake- eating Chinese Turkey and hiding under the sink, just like Randy!  I’m sure we’ll also throw in a visit to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, but first I’m going to Higbee’s window.  I’ll let ya’ll know if we see any pink nightmares or anything.  And, yes, the house has a website… surprise surprise!  Next year, look for my inflatable FRA-GI-LE Leg Lamp… right between the penguins…

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Sometimes wisdom comes disguised as kitchen implements

Sometimes wisdom comes disguised as kitchen implements

Yes.  Because this week Life she has sneaked up and whacked me with a skillet.  Yep.  A large skillet.  Thankfully not a hot skillet.  But a full skillet of life lessons nonetheless.  See?  I’ve got a scar from it now.  Right on my head.  Yesterday, in between gnashing and ranting, I actually said this, loudly, with limited success.  So much drama.  So.  Much.  Drama.  Yep, there’s so much that I said it twice.  And I’ve hit another Christmas wall… no gifts are wrapped yet.  So, because I’m hitting the wall on Christmas, repeatedly (don’t even ask about Hanukkah – that’s TEH EPIC FAIL of all time) I’m considering another route for us.  Do you remember Festivus – a holiday for the rest of us?  I think that’s what we’re celebrating this year.  However, I’m thinking that the airing of Greivances may need to start earlier than the 25th, like maybe today?  It’ll take a while I think.  Meanwhile, for those of you who are confused or uncertain as to what my new holiday is all about:

 

Spell Check? Um, no.

Spell Check? Um, no.

Found this on Craigslist tonight, thinking it would fit right in at our house.  Misspellings and all. 

 

 

Mainger scene – $30 (Knoxville, TN)


Reply to: sale-xxxxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-13, 7:35PM EST

this Mainger scene is a blow mold lighted figurine set includes stable animals. Missing the baby Jesus, aparently someone felt they needed ours for their set and they borrowed Him and forgot to return Him. $30.00.

 

Really, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.  Don’t believe me, click this linky-doo!  I’m thinking this is way better than a Slanket!  Santa? Me wants it, no baby Jeebus and all!

Merry Hanumas or Happy Chrismukkah!

Merry Hanumas or Happy Chrismukkah!

Either way, the message is the same.  Whatever you celebrate, do it up right.  And since this year was the first that we did a Chrismukkah Bush, here’s a Hanukkah carol by my second favorite Jew – Adam Sandler.  And, for inquiring minds, the reason we finally combined the trees is because there’s no such thing as "separate but equal". 

 

Perspective and adjustments

Perspective and adjustments

The Fuller Brush tree is lighted. Ornaments are going on as soon as The Bob gets back with the hooks. Yes, ours appear to have been absconded with.  Who knew those were valuable enough to steal?

The eggnog has bourbon in it, because it’s Christmas, you’re supposed to be merry, shut up already, I didn’t offer you any.

The mantle is done, so is the Fireplace.  And they might be the best yet.

The Yule Log is playing on the TV. It’s cheesy.  Yes.  I know.  It fits.

 

Some lessons I’m learning the very hardest way this year – about life and about Christmas:  

  • Life is what happens when you’re busy making plans.
  • Who you are as a person is determined not by what happens to you but what you do and how you deal with those happenings.
  • You should hug your family every day.  Tell them you love them.  Don’t ever miss an opportunity to live.  Really live.  And remember that it’s not always easy.  But it’s life, and you only get one. Don’t waste it. 
  • No matter how hard things are for you, nothing tops the underlying facts of the Christmas story.  An unwed mother, pregnant by "God", disgracing her family and talking nonsense every time they try to discuss it with her.  And her outcome? Not a public stoning (the rule of that day) but the birth of our Savior – Jesus. 

My problems look positively petty in comparison.  Merry Christmas.

The custom card update

The custom card update

Finally they’re here, both orders, yes both.  As in, the original order that Micheal Silence has watched with awe and amazement, and the replacement that Apu sent me after I ranted about the misdirected one for at least 30 minutes.  And I did said ranting exactly three days after the Mumbai tragedy, thus fulfilling my required stint in the role of "ugly insensitive and self-absorbed American" for this year.  Do I get style points for making my rant about holiday cards?  Because, you know, that’s got to be much more important than say, dead people and terrorism, right?  I keep thinking that I’m probably the only person I know who could turn her missing Holiday cards into an international incident.  Yep.  That’s my special talent. 

Watch and learn.

And the number 1 sign

And the number 1 sign

That there’s something all fouled up with the shipping of your custom designed Holiday cards?

 

Detailed Tracking Results


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Dec 3, 2008



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